Saturday, August 30, 2014

okay

john is watching an italian tv show he loves..

meg:  john! mom abandoned me in the living room!
john:  (no response)
meg:  i'm going to have a banana with peanut butter
john:  (no response)
meg:  i shit my pants. 
john:  okay. 
meg:  ....!

Sunday, August 17, 2014

margo

meg:  why didn't you ever go by "margo?"
margy:  i went to high school with a girl named margo and didn't like her. 
meg:  well that was roughly 50 years ago so we can get over that. 
margy: roughly. 

few hours later...

meg: I think i'm going to call you margo from now on
margy:  meg, fuck off 

tomatoes

john:  i'm making BLTs for lunch. you want one?
meg:  no, thanks. we are going to brunch. 
(john starts to walk away)
meg:  but save me some of that homegrown tomato! 
john:  well...i'm not saving the good ones. 

oh. that

meg:  i don't know if you know this, but the mighty ducks one and two are now available on netflix. you're welcome. 
margy:  i don't think i know what that is. 
meg:  mom! the movie with emilio estevez?!  only my favorite movie from childhood?! that we rented and watched over and over?!?
margy:  oh. that.