meg: you are a dream. i'll probably only have one, though. you make it super strong.
john: i didn't make it as strong today so you can have two
meg: what if i only want one?
john: you look like you need two.
Saturday, May 24, 2014
Wednesday, May 7, 2014
front door
i get to my parents' house, knock on the front door and it's locked. i call my dad's cell phone...
john: hey!
meg: hey! do you want to open the front door?
john: no.
john: ...but i will
(hysterical laughter, hangs up)
john is laughing SO hard, I can hear him outside on the front porch.
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