god damn it, meg
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Saturday, August 30, 2014
okay
john is watching an italian tv show he loves..
meg:
john! mom abandoned me in the living room!
john:
(no response)
meg:
i'm going to have a banana with peanut butter
john:
(no response)
meg:
i shit my pants.
john:
okay.
meg:
....!
Sunday, August 17, 2014
margo
meg:
why didn't you ever go by "margo?"
margy:
i went to high school with a girl named margo and didn't like her.
meg:
well that was roughly 50 years ago so we can get over that.
margy:
roughly.
few hours later...
meg:
I think i'm going to call you margo from now on
margy:
meg, fuck off
tomatoes
john:
i'm making BLTs for lunch. you want one?
meg:
no, thanks. we are going to brunch.
(john starts to walk away)
meg:
but save me some of that homegrown tomato!
john:
well...i'm not saving the good ones.
oh. that
meg:
i don't know if you know this, but the mighty ducks one and two are now available on netflix. you're welcome.
margy:
i don't think i know what that is.
meg:
mom! the movie with emilio estevez?! only my favorite movie from childhood?! that we rented and watched over and over?!?
margy:
oh. that.
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