isn't it

meg: we are too much alike

john: weeeeell I guess

meg: it's because i'm adorable, isn't it

john: (changes the subject)

maybe

meg: Carin's bridal shower is next weekend so you have to be gone from 11-6

john: pshh that's fine

meg: what are you going to do?

john: don't worry about it!

meg: what are you going to do!

john: visit my girlfriend (chuckle chuckle chuckle)

meg: is your girlfriend's name bill jaycocks?

john: ha I'm not queer!

meg: so you're hanging out with bill?

john: maybe

hey john...

margy (from the backseat): hey john, on the way home, I suggest meg drives.

john: no. 

margy: hey john, on the way home, I suggest meg drives.

john: she tailgates

margy: she may tailgate. even when she's tailgating, she's safer than you

john: (starts huffing)

jesus

meg: take a photo with me 

john: look at my white hair 

meg: you look like jesus

john: i am. 

about your age

margy: I don't know if I told you this, but I have a young woman about your age who is taking my class. She's about 30 with a few kids...

meg: Mom! Around my age?!

margy: Well 27...30. 

meg: Mom! I'm 26!

margy: It's all the same

nope.

While walking down hallway at my grandmother's assisted living home...

john: you need some more exercise

nana: nope. 

john: stretch your legs. Doesn't this feel good?

nana: nope. Here's my door

john: you don't want to walk down the hall?

nana: open my damn door. 

showered

meg:  I'm going to take a shower now. 

margy:  Good, you need one!

meg:  Why?! Do I smell??? 

margy:  No. 

meg:  Then why do you say I need a shower?

margy:  Because your hair is a little crazy and the shampoo smells nice. 

5

no?

stink bug

meg:  i was invited to a costume party tonight.  the theme is 7 deadly sins.

margy:  you should go as a stink bug.

meg:  ...what sin would that be?

margy:  stink bugs don't care about rules.