meg: a holly, jolly christmas?
margy: ho ho ho, bitch
Monday, December 22, 2014
Tuesday, December 2, 2014
hug?
phone conversation...
meg: john. do you need a hug?
john: no
meg: i'm going to give you a really long hug when i see you tonight
john: don't do that
meg: just a big ole hug!!
john: no, meg. bye.
(john hangs up)
solitude aka attitude
meg: do you missssss me?
john: no. i like to be by myself; i like solitude
meg: are you saying i am not peaceful?!
john: yes. you can come over if you don't say anything.
meg: that's easy, i can do that.
john: no.
Thursday, November 27, 2014
Sunday, November 9, 2014
nope
margy: i need the recipe for lentil soup
meg: lentil soup? that's gross
john: she eats that stuff for about 2 weeks
meg: disgusting. how do you survive ?
john: well i don't eat it
meg: do you need your daughter to come take care of yooooooooou?
john: nope. nope. nope.
john: nope. no.
meg: jesus, john! could you say "nope" any more times??
john: nope.
Sunday, October 26, 2014
halloween
meg: how do i look?
margy: you look fine. it's halloween.
meg: halloween is next week, mom!
margy: hmmmmm.
Saturday, September 13, 2014
quiet time
meg: I saw this really cute video of elephants--
margy: (interrupts me) this living room is a place of silent reflection
meg: i hate you
margy: i hate you, too
2 mins later
margy: what were you saying?
meg: this is a place of silent reflection
margy: fuck you
margy: what were you saying? we can talk now
john: margy, let her be! this is nice
meg: JOHN!
raisins
meg: i have to pee
margy: did dad offer you one of those raisins?
meg: he did, but i have to pee so i can't put anything in my body until i expel the urine
margy: get off my fucking couch
Saturday, August 30, 2014
okay
john is watching an italian tv show he loves..
meg: john! mom abandoned me in the living room!
john: (no response)
meg: i'm going to have a banana with peanut butter
john: (no response)
meg: i shit my pants.
john: okay.
meg: ....!
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