Saturday, September 13, 2014

quiet time

meg:  I saw this really cute video of elephants--
margy: (interrupts me) this living room is a place of silent reflection
meg:  i hate you
margy: i hate you, too 

2 mins later

margy:  what were you saying?
meg:  this is a place of silent reflection
margy:  fuck you
margy:  what were you saying? we can talk now
john:  margy, let her be! this is nice
meg:  JOHN!

raisins

meg:  i have to pee
margy:  did dad offer you one of those raisins?
meg:  he did, but i have to pee so i can't put anything in my body until i expel the urine
margy:  get off my fucking couch