Monday, December 22, 2014

christmas spirit

margy:  (while multitasking) have....have a....
meg:  a holly, jolly christmas?
margy:  ho ho ho, bitch

Tuesday, December 2, 2014


phone conversation...

meg:  john. do you need a hug?
john: no
meg:  i'm going to give you a really long hug when i see you tonight
john:  don't do that 
meg:  just a big ole hug!!
john:  no, meg. bye. 

(john hangs up)

solitude aka attitude

meg:  do you missssss me?
john:  no. i like to be by myself; i like solitude 
meg:  are you saying i am not peaceful?!
john:  yes. you can come over if you don't say anything. 
meg:  that's easy, i can do that. 
john: no.

Thursday, November 27, 2014

Sunday, November 9, 2014


margy:  i need the recipe for lentil soup 
meg:  lentil soup? that's gross
john:  she eats that stuff for about 2 weeks
meg:  disgusting. how do you survive ?
john:  well i don't eat it
meg:  do you need your daughter to come take care of yooooooooou?
john:  nope. nope. nope. 
john:  nope. no. 
meg: jesus, john! could you say "nope" any more times??
john:  nope. 

Sunday, October 26, 2014


meg:  how do i look?
margy:  you look fine. it's halloween.
meg:  halloween is next week, mom!
margy:  hmmmmm.

Saturday, September 13, 2014

quiet time

meg:  I saw this really cute video of elephants--
margy: (interrupts me) this living room is a place of silent reflection
meg:  i hate you
margy: i hate you, too 

2 mins later

margy:  what were you saying?
meg:  this is a place of silent reflection
margy:  fuck you
margy:  what were you saying? we can talk now
john:  margy, let her be! this is nice
meg:  JOHN!


meg:  i have to pee
margy:  did dad offer you one of those raisins?
meg:  he did, but i have to pee so i can't put anything in my body until i expel the urine
margy:  get off my fucking couch

Saturday, August 30, 2014


john is watching an italian tv show he loves..

meg:  john! mom abandoned me in the living room!
john:  (no response)
meg:  i'm going to have a banana with peanut butter
john:  (no response)
meg:  i shit my pants. 
john:  okay. 
meg:  ....!