hey john...

margy (from the backseat): hey john, on the way home, I suggest meg drives.

john: no. 

margy: hey john, on the way home, I suggest meg drives.

john: she tailgates

margy: she may tailgate. even when she's tailgating, she's safer than you

john: (starts huffing)

jesus

meg: take a photo with me 

john: look at my white hair 

meg: you look like jesus

john: i am. 

about your age

margy: I don't know if I told you this, but I have a young woman about your age who is taking my class. She's about 30 with a few kids...

meg: Mom! Around my age?!

margy: Well 27...30. 

meg: Mom! I'm 26!

margy: It's all the same