see ya!

meg:  dad, can you help me load the car?

john:  sure.

John proceeds to help me take all of my stuff to the car.  While he closes the trunk...

john:  ok, see ya!

meg:  I'm not leaving yet!

john:  oh... why not?

meg:  I still have some things to do...?

john:  humph. 

via text...

meg:  i want to come over!
john:  not to spend nite
meg:  but dadddddddddddddddy
john:  no
meg:  whyyyy?!
john:  no
meg:  no is not a reason!
john:  no
meg:  john!
john:  no

trash

meg:  when does the trash go out
john:  saturday
meg:  okay. i won't take the trash out then. i left the house unlocked. what do you want to do about that?
john:  don't worry about taking out the trash.
meg:  why don't you listen to me!
john:  i am! don't worry about the trash!

explanation

i have an incredibly dysfunctional relationship with my parents.  it stems from bad habits and decisions we made when i was a teenager.

i was a difficult teenager and my parents did not know how to handle me.  they were often frustrated which turned in to anger, which pissed an already angry teenager off even more.  there were a lot of screaming matches, four-letter words, and sarcastic comments under the breath from both parties.

i tell you this so you may have a better understanding to the relationship we have now.  we get along pretty well and have more tolerance for each other.  that being said, we still use four-letter words and sarcastic comments to express how we are feeling to each other, it is just said with love!