Wednesday, December 25, 2013

hey john...

margy (from the backseat): hey john, on the way home, I suggest meg drives.
john: no. 
margy: hey john, on the way home, I suggest meg drives.
john: she tailgates
margy: she may tailgate. even when she's tailgating, she's safer than you
john: (starts huffing)



jesus

meg: take a photo with me 
john: look at my white hair 
meg: you look like jesus
john: i am. 




Tuesday, December 24, 2013

about your age

margy: I don't know if I told you this, but I have a young woman about your age who is taking my class. She's about 30 with a few kids...
meg: Mom! Around my age?!
margy: Well 27...30. 
meg: Mom! I'm 26!
margy: It's all the same

Thursday, November 28, 2013

nope.

While walking down hallway at my grandmother's assisted living home...

john: you need some more exercise
nana: nope. 
john: stretch your legs. Doesn't this feel good?
nana: nope. Here's my door
john: you don't want to walk down the hall?
nana: open my damn door. 

Saturday, November 16, 2013

showered

meg:  I'm going to take a shower now. 
margy:  Good, you need one!
meg:  Why?! Do I smell??? 
margy:  No. 
meg:  Then why do you say I need a shower?
margy:  Because your hair is a little crazy and the shampoo smells nice. 

Saturday, October 5, 2013

stink bug

meg:  i was invited to a costume party tonight.  the theme is 7 deadly sins.
margy:  you should go as a stink bug.
meg:  ...what sin would that be?
margy:  stink bugs don't care about rules.





big accident

It's 4am on Saturday morning on a weekend I've gone to visit my parents. I fell asleep on the couch but have been constantly woken up by people driving by and runners with their headlamps running down the street.

John wakes up, showers and comes downstairs. It is now 4:23am. 



meg:  hey--what race is going on?
john:  there's a big accident somewhere. that's why we have a bunch of traffic.
meg:  no, it's a race. people are running by!
john:  we'll see. 

(john goes to get the newspapers and comes back. it's 4:27am)

john:  it's a 24 hour relay. they run and their teammates follow behind in a van.

less than a minute later...

john:  I wonder where that accident is?
meg:  john! it's traffic for the race!!  
john:  mmmhmmmmmm
meg:  I'm going back to sleep. 
john:  do you want me to wake you up if i hear about the accident?

Sunday, September 15, 2013

see ya!

meg:  dad, can you help me load the car?
john:  sure.

John proceeds to help me take all of my stuff to the car.  While he closes the trunk...

john:  ok, see ya!
meg:  I'm not leaving yet!
john:  oh... why not?
meg:  I still have some things to do...?
john:  humph.