front door

i get to my parents' house, knock on the front door and it's locked.  i call my dad's cell phone...

john:  hey! 

meg:  hey!  do you want to open the front door?

john:  no. 

john:  ...but i will 

(hysterical laughter, hangs up)

john is laughing SO hard, I can hear him outside on the front porch.